NEW SKINCARE RANGE, F*ACE, TAKES ON THE WORLD FACE FIRST
Finally an Australian skincare range that doesn’t take itself too seriously
Fads come and go, beard lengths change and tattoos can be removed . But your F*ACE is yours forever. F*ACE is a new skincare range for normal Aussie fellas. Its natural skincare that’s tested on real Aussie blokes and is about to change the face of the male cosmetics world.
“F*ACE is down and dirty. It tells it like it is because quite frankly, we need to F*ACE some facts. Chat-up lines don’t work, fashions only have short-term appeal but looking after your skin will last a lifetime” said an un-named F*ACE representative.
Contrary to popular male belief, your skin is your biggest organ. F*ACE natural skincare keeps it clean, with natural ingredients like Kakadu Plum extract, Australian honey & Macadamia Seed Oil and natural ingredients that are suitably free of any nasties. F*ACE looks after your skin without any side effects. “There’s so much stuff out there that tries too hard” said an Aussie bloke who wants to clean up his act “we’re not bothered about beautiful, expensive packaging or products that use made up marketing lingo. We just want to wash our face with a decent product and use good moisturiser, so that we look good.
While all this might be a lot of fun, there is a serious side to F*ACE, and that’s getting normal Aussie blokes to take better care of their skin. By using a facewash and moisturiser that clears away impurities and protects their skin from their daily grind, normal Aussie fellas can now take on the world face first without any fear of mick taking, back slapping on buddy condemnation. And if they ever forget, there’s a less than gentle reminder on the front of every tube. WASH YOUR F*ACE MATE & SAVE YOUR F*ACE MATE. Simple.
Now there really is no excuse to fail to clean up your act and everything to gain from a bit of positive facial action.